Monday, February 12, 2007

Mortville Chainsaw Massacre...Almost

I Escaped A Near Tragedy With Minor Scratches.
My Favorite Jeans Sustained More Damage From My Chainsaw Than Did My Wounded Knee.
A Close Call None The Less!
Kids, Don't Try This At Home!

1 comment:

Mark said...

Holy Crap, Batman!

Blood is no fun if it's not fake. How many times do I have to tell you, this stunt was performed by Hollywood professionals, so don't try this at home?

I once went to an avant garde theatre production in Mallorca of "La fura del baus" they got wheeled out into the middle of the arena in these wooden boxes, then on cue, they sprang out with chainsaws running (no teeth, no blades), but fu¶∞¢£™ing scary. Then they showered us with garbanzo beans.